Hypnotizing People

Do you know someone who can hypnotize? I really want to be hypnotized. If you can hypnotize please email me! If you’ve been hypnotized please explain what it was like.

I have always wondered what it would be like to be hypnotized using self hypnosis. I have tried the youtube videos and those don’t work for me lol. I don’t want to download any software. Any suggestions?

Say, a person has had three or four drinks – – would that person be more easily hypnotized than, say, a person who is a tea-toddler? Thank you for your info. I suppose that I’m legally over the limit, and I was just wonderin’ …..