Hypnotizing People

Hey,I would like to be able to hypnotize someone.I have asked this very same question about 3 months ago.I just wanted to say No im not doing this to try to get girl or anything.I would really like to learn how to do it.Is there any websites that have scripts I could read out loud that would put the listener into a sort of trance? I have seen actuall people who are professionals try this out on people.They use trigger words and they almost seem to get into the persons head.They suggest things like this…”Amagen there is a helium bealun tied to your arm,your arm is getting almost lighter than air,its lighter than air now and its floating into the air” I would like to be able to do this with out making a fool of my self.Please help me.And If your just ccomingto answer my question to make fun of me or anything of that way.Please just dont answer your question.

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Sorry for the spelling errors Im in a hurry and am not that good of a speller any way.But i hope you can over look that.Thanks again