Hypnotizing People

I go to the hypnotist…she charges a fortune…how do I know if it is working? I can hear everything and I remember the whole thing….and I’m just in her chair with my eyes closed listening to her. Is this what hypnosis is?

and rise saw fast and hypnotize so many people. Like Hitler, Stalin, suprising similarity they talked off change and spke for the young and disenfranchised to. Hey maybe the Mayans where right world will end in 2012 at the end of the anti christ obama’s second term.

I just get completely lost and hypnotized in Echoes by Pink Floyd, Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield, Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles and Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin. All mind-blowing pieces of music.

Your turn.

How I Can Save the Republican Party
By Meghan McCain

So today I was like in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and thinking about what’s going to be in my memoir (which by the way I just sold to Hyperion for 600 thousand. Nice, right?) and I had a great idea how to save the Republican Party. What was that? No I’m busy right now.

You know my generation doesn’t like the Republican Party and the name is totally a huge problem. Who wants to vote for people named “Republicans” anyway? What is a Republican? What does that word even mean? I opened up a dictionary and it said something about a Republic, which is some kind of magazine or something. And if I don’t know what it means, no one knows what it means. So why do we even have the name? It’s like all those weird signs on the back of a dollar bill which I swear begin to hypnotize me if I look at them for too long. So I totally am in love with the Republican party, but the name has to go. We need to call it something short and cool, like Google. I mean if the Republican Party was called something like Google or Prada or Yahoo, it would have a much better image.

Hold on a second I have to get the phone… yeah what? No I’m ordering in. Is this thing still typing? No don’t type that. How do I shut this off? Okay back to the issues. You can’t graduate from the Fashion Institute of Technology and not learn a thing or two about politics. Also I spent a lot of time with my dad, who’s big in politics and stuff. He has his own office in Washington D.C. and ran for President a few times. So I’m completely up on this stuff, you don’t have to worry.

Lately I’ve been working on helping the Republican party (which I totally love) back on track with my columns, and my blogging and twitter. And also going on CNN and morning shows to denounce everyone in the party who sucks. Which is basically everyone except my dad. The Republican party is stuck. It has a dumb name and no one likes us. Which sucks because we could totally rock if they gave us the chance. But we need to make some major changes around here.

First thing we gotta dump all this family values stuff. No one likes that except old people. And who needs their votes anyway? If the party’s gonna connect to people under 25, we’ve gotta be the party party. (Memo, what if we just call ourselves “The Party” with no name. Like “Le Bag” or “The Club”. I should totally twitter that.) Also we have to stop being against illegal immigration. I mean where are we going to get the help from? There’s some things you can’t pay American citizens 3 dollars an hour to do. Like put citrus peels wrapped in cabbage leaves between your toes.

And intolerance. I have lots of gay friends and I hate that we’ve become the intolerant party. What’s the big deal about recognizing gay marriage anyway? It’s like reporters who keep spelling my name Megan McCain, instead of Meghan McCain. Hello, there’s an H in there. Are you people blind or something? Why can’t you recognize that it’s Meghan. It’s the H that makes me special.

And we gotta do something about the economy. It’s not like I’m strapped for money or anything. (600,000 dollar advance from Hyperion, Hello!) but once I went to buy some lipstick and I left my American Express at home and that moment I knew how poor people felt. Some of them don’t even have American Express cards!!! ):

I have lots of great ideas like that, but the Republican party is old and won’t listen to me. That’s why I have to go out there and tell off all those stupid radio talk show people (Hello, who even listens to the radio anymore? If Rush Limbaugh wanted to matter, he should be on Twitter like me. 25,000 followers and counting! ) and Karl Rove and the Christians.

The only way the Republican party is ever going to matter to bored rich twenty somethings like me, is if we stop being old and start being cool. Forget Joe the Plumber, we need Will Smith. Lincoln, take a hike. Hello, no one uses pennies anymore. Or five dollar bills. Except maybe in North Phoenix.

Anyway I gotta go write my memoirs now. I’ve got a whole two chapters in them about not being able to find a date, and I’m working on a third one now telling off people who think I’m fat. Sure you might not think that’s important, but I do. And like that black guy who has his own holiday, I have a dream.

I have a dream that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be our candidate in 2012. The candidate of “The Party.” And he’s not even going to have a platform. We’ll just have magazine covers with his face on it on every poster that will say “Arnold 2012”. Nothing else. Because you don’t need policies or issues anymore to be President, just a cool image. And action figures. Stop thinking and start talking a lot about yourself. It’s not about America anymore, it’s about You. And mainly me. It’s about being exciting and cutting edge. Everyone wants to be a celebrity (not me, because I already am and if we harness that power, we can win. I

i’ve had my cockatiel since september 2005 and i’ve realized it’s a she from the colouring of the feathers. she’s about 1 year old. i know she is intelligent, she has learnt some cool tricks. but getting her to talk is a bit of a problem.

she only chirps and whistles, i’ve been doing many wolf-whistles around her and she just won’t pick any of it up. she is very affectionate and hates it when i leave the room. she chirps really loudly, it’s almost on par with a bleating lamb.

she loves being stroked around the head, and she can be totally hypnotized by me doing this. basically, she is an attention whore.

would it help if i got another bird to keep her company, perhaps a budgerigar (parakeet), or as some websites have suggested a canary, or would that make it harder to train her to talk?

also do you believe the thing ware they used to hypnotize people to restore/add details to a persons memory

(just wanna know how much attention i must pay to your answer)
i’m mostly talking about the making some one think he’s a chicken kind of stuff

i’m personally think it’s bull but some friends believed it and now they say they gonna request a tv show to “proof” me wrong and i just wanna be sure i’m not gonna look like a complete idiot

this is the show they were revering to:

http://video.google.nl/videosearch?hl=nl&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:nl:official&hs=fMm&q=Peter%20Powers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

Hi,

i was watching derrens show last week, how to beat a casino, and when he wanted to get the money off the guy, he walked up to him and raised his hand and suddenly the guy was under derrens control.

I would love to know how to do this, is there anywhere i could learn?

lewis.

which would you say, anyone taking it. If you took it three times how long will it take to be out of the system?